March 19, 2024

Making love in the office: where, when and how?

1. Where?
First question, which comes to mind: where can we frolic, without being disturbed, at work? The option "do it"love, wildly, on the desk "should be discarded, especially if you're in open space, unless you're an exhibitionist, or have really cool colleagues, who share everything with you." GirlsFromMainStreet.com introduces you to five places, likely to match your desires.


- The boss's office: fantasy, some women, however, it will be easier to achieve if you are in a relationship with the said boss. The latter will then be in possession of the keys and may, as he wishes, to have you come to his office, in all discretion, for a small part of legs in the air. Risk of being caught: almost zero if your man is none other than the boss. In the opposite case, it is better to avoid ...


- Toilet : the place will however be small, and it will monitor the passages in the corners, the adjoining corridor and be careful not to make too much noise. Many constraints, of course, that can still make the moment even more exciting. Risk of getting caught: at least 50%. The toilets are a busy place of passage whatever the time. It will therefore be very vigilant.


- The broom closet: if there is one, and if it's open, the broom closet seems like a good option. Remain to know the hours of passage of the women and men of household, to avoid seeing them disembark, at the moment when you take action. Risk of getting caught: 65%. Do not forget to check the schedules of the cleaning crews, to prevent the worst from happening. Nevertheless, it is likely that others come unexpectedly, for some reason (sometimes even for the same reason as yours).


- The photocopier : The photocopying corner is very risky, but it attracts many couples to the office. Best: wait until everyone is gone, including the cleaning crews. Risk of being caught: 80%. Unless it is arranged in a room that can be locked, this is probably the most dangerous solution.


We forget : parking, meeting room and elevator. For the simple reason that there are always people in these places, and it is impossible to be alone there. Also remember that in general, the meeting room is made of large plexiglas bays. We have already seen better, discretion level.

 

 

2. When?
Are there good times to frolic at the office? Undeniably, yes. When the colleagues are gone, the boss too, and there is no one left in the corridors or the open-space. This may seem suspicious, if you are alone to stay at 21 hours, and it is not your habit. But, let's move on, it's time to please you. For the place, refer to the first paragraph. Watch out for the surveillance cameras and, again, the cleaning crews, who are waiting for the place to be empty to clean everything up.


Another possibility: excuse a stomach ache during a big meeting, to avoid it and find yourself alone, with your dear and tender. It will nevertheless be necessary for him, too, to pretend to have a headache or something else, and that nobody will notice the coincidence. Easier to do when you are in two different services.


3. How?

- In the boss's office: on the desk, after ridding, brutally, folders, sheets, pens. Or under the desk, for a more naughty version and more ... cliché. It is also possible to play the Amazons, on the big leather chair, which turns. But also against the door, wild way. Or on the carpet, in a hurry. Everything is possible here because the space is big, and the risks of getting caught, really thin.


- In the toilets :
there will be less room here. So we play it "against the wall", or sitting on the toilet seat. Then you have to be inventive and practical, to take your foot, without doing a kidney trick.


- The broom closet:
as for toilets, same positions. It also depends on the size of this closet and the possibilities available to you.


- The photocopier : do you really have to draw a picture? There are already enough movies or series, in which we can see this kind of scene. So give free rein to your craziest cravings.See you, then, if you turn on the photocopier for some souvenir photos, or not ...



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