September 25, 2021

The worst fashion faux-pas of our darlings!

Case 1: Cherished Apparel
 
The fashion crime of darling:
Like it or not, the reasons are a bit of a joke. It goes or it breaks. But at Chéri, most often, it breaks. Because there are reasons and motives. In his defense, this is one of the most difficult things to associate. In her closet, there are jacquard sweaters with the famous stag pattern. Snoopy neckties are also on display. Another horror found: a Hawaiian shirt. Well all that, we forget!
The fashion-attorney required:
The pyre. Not for honey, of course. But for his patterned clothes. Reduced to ashes, it is still more beautiful.
We avoid prison thanks to:
Yes to reasons, but classes! We replace the improbable shirts with a nice plaid shirt. It's beautiful, and more, it's fashion! We fall for a plaid or striped tie.
 
 
Case n ° 2: the sneaker-tracksuit
 
The fashion crime of darling:
Symbol of the beaufitude par excellence, one does not tolerate the existence of the tracksuit elsewhere than in a gymnasium or a gym, especially if it is in nylon. Darling has a habit of putting on the subject of scandal as soon as he wants to be "laid back". On Sundays, it is in this frightful outfit that he goes to get bread from the bakery. As for sneakers, we do not even talk about it because it is a misshapen model of the early 2000s that he likes to wear.
The fashion-attorney required:
Strict and total deprivation of sports on TV, and football games with his friends.
We avoid prison thanks to:
A cotton tracksuit, brand! We love the vintage models offered at Adidas, cotton. The mark proves that we can the tracksuit (well cut) with class and elegance!
 
Case n ° 3: The white sock and the marcel
 
The fashion crime of darling:
When his nerdy side regains the upper hand, Chéri pulls out his marcel. A garment as glamorous as the name he gets his name ... But when the marcel is embellished with an outfit that reveals his socks ... white, it's even worse! Yes, in 2010, Chéri still inflicts this on you.
The fashion-attorney required:
The dumpster for poor pieces of tissue, and a threat of separation.
We avoid prison thanks to:
A short-sleeved t-shirt to replace the marcel, and socks thin gray or black to forget the white horrors!
 
 
Case n ° 4: The darling kangaroo brief
 
The fashion crime of darling:
It's not because we are too good in it that we have to wear it! Kills love par excellence, underpants kangaroo is to glamor what Jean-Marie Bigard is to finesse. That is to say ... Better to wear nothing than to opt for such a hideous undergarment.
The fashion-attorney required:
A period without cuddling as long as darling will not have thrown away his stock of briefs.
We avoid prison thanks to:
Boxer! Comfortable and trendy, it is the indispensable friend to "support" Darling. All brands, from the entry level to the upscale. For the record, some brands even offer models Wonderbra way that allows our complex halves complexed to display with a little more pride in their manhood. We, for Cheri, prefer shorty and colorful boxers. We love the Pull-In brand
 



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