First date of love: 10 embarrassing situations we would like to forget
Finally ! The long-awaited moment has arrived. You meet, tonight, theman which makes you dream for months. Flawless costume and cute smile. You have a hard time resisting. Aware of the big game, you strut before him, dressed in a cute little skirt. When suddenly, it's the drama. The wind rushes under your pretty tutu and lets see your cute little panties with floral prints. You know, the one that brings you luck, and in which you feel so good. You thought that after all, it was the first night. So there was no question of offering you, right away, the beautiful man who was facing you. You did not feel it was necessary to put on Lido-worthy underwear. Too bad! Because your "date" now has a small glimpse of what is hidden under your thin layers of clothing. And his head does not bode well. Do not panic though. You are not the only one to have experienced this situation.
According to a lights By TENA-IPSOS survey, entitled "women and OOs moments", conducted in a representative sample of the French population of 2000 women, aged 15 and over, in March 2013, 54% of women surveyed would have been there. Other situations encountered: having something stuck between your teeth (for 56% of them), and falling on the street or on the stairs (for 76% of the women questioned).
In writing, we have all experienced such a moment. Sometimes embarrassed, sometimes amused, we would have preferred to forget them anyway. Especially when they occurred during dating. Top 10 of our troublesome little moments:
- The salad leaf between the teeth: undeniably in top position. This ugly leaf of salad that clings desperately to our front tooth and proudly displays, to each of our smiles. Our interlocutor hesitates between laughter and pity. We will finally get to know the problem at the end of the evening, in front of the mirror of our bathroom, alone.
- Break his heel and fall: you play Karlie Kloss on the sidewalk, hair in the wind, smiling. Your beautiful Apollo looks at you with lovewhen, suddenly, you disappear. The four irons in the air, stuck in the gutter, your heel has just let go. And you look pretty dumb, facing theman of your dreams.
- Have a booger: your conversation can be exciting, your neckline plunging and your smile irresistible, if you have a horrible boogey that hangs, your interlocutor will see nothing else. And will remain focused on this little detail (disgusting).
- Walking in a dog poop: what's more sexy and attractive than a woman perched on high heels, walking in the street, happy and full of confidence. Only here, the sidewalks are sometimes very dirty, and it is important to watch where we walk, to avoid the mines placed everywhere. Yes, dear lady, no matter what the stiletto heels and Shakira-style shake, if you finish both feet in dog poop, you will lose all credibility. You can always console yourself by saying that it brings luck ...
- A fart dropped by accident: your appointment is going well. You even leave in a long laugh with your beautiful apollon. Relaxed, smiling, you forget the stress of the beginning and ... accidentally let go of a frightful fart. Noisy or stinky, this one will not go unnoticed. If you are both on a bench, you can already say goodbye to your companion. If you are surrounded, feign indignation by looking at others: "No, but hello, he is not embarrassed the guy over there, to fart shamelessly."
- A big task on the pants: a big stain of wine or water, misplaced, on your pants and here is your "date" in the heat of psychosis, which imagines many things. We let you guess the scenarios that are set up in his pretty little head ...
- To take a pole: Plunged into a big conversation with your interlocutor, you do not see this imposing post coming. And bim, bam, boom. The shock is violent. The blue, on your face, seeing. In short, you have pain. With a little luck, your potential boyfriend will come to your rescue and heal you.It is also possible that he leaves in an uncontrollable giggle and never forgets to mention, in the future, this hilarious episode that punctuated your first meet. Charming...
- Cross his ex: it's a bit of an obsession. Cross an ex, when you are on a date with a potential boyfriend. Looking embarrassed, clenching jaw or fists tight, your reactions will indeed be various and varied, depending on the relationship you still have with this ex. If it's really badly done, and the ex is still hurt in his ego (but also very bad), he might even come to greet you, just to annoy you.
- The skirt stuck in the pantyhose: you come back from the toilet, pumped, cleansed and relieved. Unfortunately, you forgot a step: a final general inspection, in front of the big mirror of the little corners. Result: you have not seen your skirt, stuck in your tights, and now walk buttocks to the air. Very distinguished.
- PQ under the shoes: if you do not forget the last general inspection in the restroom, as mentioned before, you will be able to avoid ending up with a nasty piece of candy pink PQ, stuck under your heels.
